The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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