Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
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