I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
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