she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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