I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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