Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
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