Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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