k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
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