i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
This house was built for laser tag.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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