I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
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