weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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