Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
Randomize
