you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
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