in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
Randomize
