At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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