I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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