Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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