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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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