I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
