Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
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