Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
You had me at "let me see your balls"
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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