OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
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