You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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