her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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