I will die if light touches me.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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