I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
Randomize