we're blogging at a bar
Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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