It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
I have fence marks all over my body
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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