that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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