Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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