Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
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