Kareoke will never be a sober sport
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
I need to calm my uterus...
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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