names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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