Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Why are your pants in the freezer?
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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