found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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