I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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