I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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