the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
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