There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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