Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
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