is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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