weddingsv make me drug and hornr
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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