How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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