I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
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