whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Randomize
