I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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