I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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