I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Randomize
