Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
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