I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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