S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
and i looked up. we had an audience...
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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