Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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