so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
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