When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
I'm sobbing to NWA
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