So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
I just gift wrapped bread.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
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