Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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