yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Randomize
